TheMeanMan'sParty

　　吝啬鬼的聚会

　　Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."

　　"Whyusemyelbowandfoot?"

　　"Well,gosh,"wasthereply,"You'renotcomingempty-handed,areyou?"

　　2:

　　老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽.”

　　小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?

　　老师说：Goahead.

　　小明就坐了下来.过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?

　　老师说：Goahead.

　　小明又坐了下来.他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?

　　小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!

　　3:

　　hey,thatlady,ilikeyou,willyoubemygirlfiend?

　　-oh,sorry,ithinkyouhavetomakeyourfacechangedfirst,youaretoohandsometobelookedat.

　　everybodywasdancingwhileablondealoneinanarmchair.justthen,shewashappytoseeahandsomeyoungmancomingtowardsher.

　　"areyougoingtodancing?"askedthemanpleassntly.

　　"yes,"shewhispered.

　　4:

　　howareyou?怎么是你?

　　howoldareyou?怎么老是你?