影评：Ihonestlydon'tknowwheretostartwiththismovie.Iwillsayhowever,that-likemanyotherpeople-thisisthefilmI'vebeenwaiting20yearstosee.Isupposeit'ssensibletostartwithwhatshouldbethefoundationstoneofanycinematicexperience-thescript.It'scheesy,cliché-ridden,andpoorly-structured.Characterisation(especiallyoftheAutobots/Decepticons)isnon-existent.OptimusPrimeutteringthewords"Mybad"mustgodowninhistoryasoneoftheworstmomentsinmoviehistory.Actuallyscratchthat-the"lubricating"sceneisdefinitelyworse.Thewritingofhumancharactersislazyatbest,stickingwithstereotypessuchasthebeautifulcode-breaker,fatcomputerwhizz,bumblinggovernmentagentetcetc.Theperformances(Shiaaside)areinstantlyforgettable,butagreatdealofthatcomesdowntothescriptanddirection.MeganFoxmaybeagreatactressforallIknow,butshemayaswellbeastripperforthepurposesofthismovie.Theeffectsareincredible(althoughnothelpedbyBay'serraticeditingstyle),butwhenyou'venoreasontocareaboutthemitresultsinanemptyexperience.EffectsDON'TMAKEAMOVIE.WithSpielbergaspartofthisprojectIallowedmyselfalittleoptimism,butit'spatentlyclearthatBayandCo.hadnounderstandingorrespectfortheTransformersfranchise.GIANT"FLIPPING"ROBOTSBLOWING"STUFF"UPthismaybe,butitismostcertainlynotTransformers.