IfIwereSpider-manmycostumewouldlooktightonme.WhenIamnotinmycostumemynamewouldbePeterParker.Iwouldeatajellydonut.IwouldtryrunningtothebusandIwouldmissitbecauseIwouldbelatebutthenIwouldtryrunningfastertogetonsoIwontmissitagain.Iwouldclimbupabuilding.IwouldcallformywebstocomeofmeandIwouldsayUpupupandawaywebandtheywouldn'tcomeout.ThenIwouldcallforthemtocomeoutagainandIwouldsayFlyandtheywouldn'tcomeoutagain.ThenIwouldcallforthemtocomeoutagainandIwouldsayShazamandtheywouldn'tcomeout.ThenIwouldcallforthemtocomeoutagainandIwouldsayGowebgoandthentheywouldcomeout.IfIwereSpider-manIwouldcatchwebsonbadguys.IfIwereSpider-manIwouldsaveababy.Iwoulddoasportlikepunching.IfIwereSpider-manIwouldorderpizza.IfIwereSpider-manIwouldkissMaryJaneWatson.Iwouldlieonaspiderweb.IfIwereSpider-manIwouldpunchSandman.IfIwereSpider-manmycostumewouldturnblack.

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