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  搞笑英语情景对话英语演讲用

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2020-04-1223:03
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  Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledthewaiterandsaid:

  "Waiter!Waiter!There'saflyinmysoup!"

  "Pleasedon'tspeaksoloudly,sir,"saidthewaiter,"oreveryonewillwantone."

  FiveEnglishmenboardedatrainjustbehindfiveScots,who,asagrouphadonlypurchasedoneticket.Justbeforetheconductorcamethrough,alltheScotspiledintothetoiletstallatthebackofthecar.Astheconductorpassedthestall,heknockedandcalled"Tickets,please!"andoneoftheScotsslidaticketunderthedoor.Itwaspunched,pushedbackunderthedoor,andwhenitwassafealltheScotscameoutandtooktheirseats.TheEnglishmenweretremendouslyimpressedbytheScots'ingenuity.Onthetripback,thefiveEnglishmendecidedtotrythisthemselvesandpurchasedonlyoneticket.Theynoticedthat,oddly,theScotshadnotpurchasedanyticketsthistime.Anyway,again,justbeforetheconductorcamethrough,theScotspiledintooneofthetoiletstalls,theEnglishmenintotheother.ThenoneoftheScotsleanedout,knockedontheEnglishmen'sstallandcalled"Ticket,Please!"Whentheticketslidoutunderthedoor,hepickeditupandquicklyclosedthedoor.

2020-04-12 23:05:10
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