Jerrywenttoapsychiatrist."Doc,"hesaid,"I'vegottrouble.EverytimeIgetintobed,Ithinkthere'ssomebodyunderit.I'mgoingcrazy!"Justputyourselfinmyhandsforoneyear,"saidtheshrink."Cometomethreetimesaweek,andI'llcureyourfears."Howmuchdoyoucharge?"Ahundreddollarspervisit."I'llsleeponit,"saidJerry.SixmonthslaterthedoctormetJerryonthestreet."Whydidn'tyouevercometoseemeagain?"askedthepsychiatrist.Forahundredbucksavisit?Thebartendercuredmefor$10.""Isthatso!How?"Hetoldmetocutthelegsoffthebed!"Ain'tnobodyundertherenow!杰瑞去看精神病医生.“医生,我有些不对劲.每次睡觉的时候,我都感觉有人在床下.我要疯了!”“给我一年时间,”医生说,“每周来三次,我会治好你.”“费用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元.”“我会认真考虑的.”杰瑞答道.六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了,“为什么你再也没来呢?”医生问.“一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了.”“真的?他怎么做到的?”“他让我把床腿锯掉.现在那没人了!”

　　,TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.Teacher:Pleasetellus.Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.

　　两只鸟

　　老师：这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.老师：请说说看.学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.

　　小笑话!.我在怎么知道你的水平怎么样的,太为难了,不懂的查查字典吧!