1:

　　Aneaglewassittingonatreeresting,doingnothing.Asmallrabbitsawtheeagleandaskedhim,“CanIalsositlikeyouanddonothing?”Theeagleanswered,“Sure,whynot.”So,therabbitsatonthegroundbelowtheeagleandrested.Allofasudden,afoxappeared,jumpedontherabbitandateit.ManagementLesson:Tobesittinganddoingnothing,youmustbesittingvery,veryhighup.

　　2:

　　Aturkeywaschattingwithabull."Iwouldlovetobeabletogettothetopofthattree,"sighedtheturkey,"butIhaven'tgottheenergy.""Well,whydon'tyounibbleonsomeofmydroppings(注：拉出来的东西,即牛屎）?"repliedthebull."They'repackedwithnutrients."Theturkeypeckedatalumpofdung（注：一节牛屎）,andfounditactuallygavehimenoughstrengthtoreachthelowestbranchofthetree.Thenextday,aftereatingsomemoredung,hereachedthesecondbranch.Finally,afterafouthnight,theturkeywasproudlyperchedatthetopofthetree.Hewaspromptlyspottedbyafarmer,whoshothimoutoftree.ManagementLesson:Bullshitmightgetyoutothetop,butitwon'tkeepyouthere.

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　　Alittlebirdwasflyingsouthforthewinter.Itwassocold,thebirdfrozeandfelltothegroundintoalargefield.Whilehewaslyingthere,acowcamebyanddroppedsomedungonhim.Asthefrozenbirdlaythereinthepileofcowdung,hebegantorealizehowwarmhewas.Thedungwasactuallythawinghimout.Helaythereallwarmandhappy,andsoonbegantosingforjoy.Apassingcatheardthebirdsingingandcametoinvestigate.Followingthesound,thecatdiscoveredthebirdunderthepileofcowdung,andpromptlydughimoutandatehim.ManagementLesson:1.Noteveryonewhoshitsonyouisyourenemy.2.Noteveryonewhogetsyououtofshitisyourfriend.3.Andwhenyou'reindeepshit,it'sbesttokeepyourmouthshut.