1.Agirl'swish

　　Onthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaidshewishedthedancersweretallersothattheywouldnothavetostandontheirtoesallthetime.

　　2.Akiss

　　Atadinnerparty,thespeaker,whowastheguestofhonor,wasabouttodeliveraspeechwhenhiswifesittingattheotherendofthetable,senthimapieceofpaperwiththeword"KISS"scribbledonit.

　　Theguestseatednexttothespeakersaid,"Yourwifemustloveyouverymuch,Iseehersendyoua'KISS'beforeyoubeginyourspeech."

　　Thespeakersmiledandexplained,"Youdon'tknowmywife.The'KISS'shegavemestandsfor'KeepItShort,Stupid.'"

　　4.Afamilyquarrel

　　Theyoungnewly-wedsquarreled.Atlastshecouldbearitnolongerandburstintotears."Idon'twanttohaveanythingtodowithyouanymore.I'mpackingupmythingsandgoingofftomother."

　　"Fine,mydear,"saidherhusband."Herearethetravelingexpenses."Shecountedthemoney."Whataboutthemoneyforthereturnticket?"