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【求一篇英文幽默短文,附带阅读理解题目】
求一篇英文幽默短文,附带阅读理解题目


【求一篇英文幽默短文,附带阅读理解题目】
求一篇英文幽默短文,附带阅读理解题目
Onthefirstdayofcollege,theDeanaddressedthestudents,pointingoutsomeoftherules:"Thefemaledormitorywillbeout-of-boundsforallmalestudents,andthemaledormitorytothefemalestudents.Anybodycaughtbreakingthisrulewillbefined$20thefirsttime."Hecontinued:"Anybodycaughtbreakingthisrulethesecondtimewillbefined$60.Beingcaughtathirdtimewillincuraheftyfineof$180.Arethereanyquestions?"
Atthispoint,amalestudentinthecrowdinquired:"Howmuchforaseasonpass?"