翻译英语幽默小故事1.WeLeftNothingMrsBrowmwasgoingoutfortheday.Shelockedthehouseandtackedanoteforthemilkmanonthedoor:"NOBADYHOME.DON`TLEAVEANYTHING.'Whenshegotbackthatnight,shefoundherdoorborkenopenan

　　翻译英语幽默小故事

　　1.WeLeftNothing

　　MrsBrowmwasgoingoutfortheday.Shelockedthehouseandtackedanoteforthemilkmanonthedoor:"NOBADYHOME.DON`TLEAVEANYTHING.'

　　Whenshegotbackthatnight,shefoundherdoorborkenopenandherhouseransacked.Onthenoteshehadleft,shefoundthefollowingmessageadded:"THANKS!WEHAVEN`TLEETANYTHING!'

　　2.ExcuseForSpeeding

　　HarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover.

　　"Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?'thepolicemanyelled.

　　"Ourbrakesarenogood,sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!'