allybaby

　　Oncetwohunterswenthuntingintheforest.Oneofthemsuddenlyfelldownbyaccident.Heshowedthewhitesofhiseyesandseemedtohaveceasedbreathing.Theotherhuntersoontookouthismobilephonetocalltheemergencycenterforhelp.Theoperatorsaidcalmly:"First,youshouldmakesurethatheisalreadydead."Thentheoperatorheardagunshotfromtheotherendofthephoneandnextheheardthehunterasking:"WhatshouldIdonext?"

　　两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸.另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话.接线员沉着地说：“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡.”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办?”

　　AGoodBoy

　　LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"

　　"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.

　　"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"

　　"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."

　　好孩子

　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.

　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

　　“她是个卖糖果的.”

　　Drunk

　　Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk."

　　"But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!"

　　HeWon

　　Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.

　　Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen?

　　Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon.

　　他赢了

　　汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

　　约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤.

　　汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

　　约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.

　　IHaveHisEarinMyPocket

　　Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?"

　　"Akidbitme,"repliedIvan.

　　"Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?"askedhismother.

　　"I'dknowhimanywhere,"saidIvan."Ihavehisearinmypocket."

　　他的耳朵在我衣兜里

　　伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”

　　“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.

　　“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.

　　“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”

　　AGoodBoy

　　LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"

　　"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.

　　"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"

　　"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."

　　Drunk

　　Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk."

　　"But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!"

　　醉酒

　　一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道：“爸爸,”“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.”“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

　　Hospitality

　　Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanyc