罗密欧与朱丽叶》英语话剧剧本

　　RomeoandJulia

　　一个有意思的爱情短剧.

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　　SceneI

　　(JuliaandRomeoareclassmates.JuliahaslikedRomeoforalongtime.Today,JuliadeterminestoshowherfeelingstoRomeo.HepassesbyBettyandClover.AllenandJuliaarewaitingforthebus.)

　　Betty&Clover:Wow…sohandsome.

　　Julia:Hi,Romeo.

　　Romeo:Hi.

　　Julia:Yourclothesfityouwell.

　　Romeo:Oh!Thanks.Youlookcharming,too.

　　Julia:Oh!Really?Infact,I……havesomethingtotellyou.

　　Romeo:Whatisit?

　　Julia:Un~It’salittledifficulttosay.Just…just…(shy!)

　　Romeo:Justwhat?

　　Julia:Just…Ilikeyou!(determined)

　　(RomeoandJuliastopaction)

　　Clover:Oh!Mygoodness!Doyouhearwhatshesaid?

　　Betty:Yeah!Tomysurprise.

　　Clover:Lookather!Sofat,soblack,and…

　　Betty:Andsoflat.(pointatJulia’sbreast)

　　Allen:Yeah….youcansaythatagain.

　　Romeo:(surprised)ButIwantathingirl.

　　Julia:Okay!Givemesometime.AndI’llshowyou.

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　　SceneII

　　(Juliahadaplanoflosingweight.First,shewenttothefamousweightcontrolcenter.)

　　Angel:Welcometo“PerfectWoman.”

　　Julia:I’dliketotalktoyourmanager.

　　Angle:Pleasewaitamoment.

　　Julia:Okay,thankyou.

　　Emma:I’mthemanager.MayIhelpyou?

　　Julia:Iwanttobecomeathinwomaninaveryshorttime.

　　Emma:Noproblem.Alotofpeoplewanttogetthinnerinashorttime.You’renotalone.LetAngelshowyou.

　　(Takeapileofpaper.Skimthepaperquickly.)

　　Angle:Okay!First,trustmeyoucanmakeit.Here,wehavetwoprograms.Thefirstoneincludes“aromaoilmassage”,“aromaoiltreatment”and“acupuncture.”Itonlycostsyou20thousanddollars.

　　Julia:Oh……

　　Angle:Theotherismuchcheaper.Wehave“aerobics”,“acupuncture”and“spa.”It’sonly10thousanddollars.

　　Emma:Sowhichonedoyouprefer?Trustme,they’llbothmadeyouthinandsexy.

　　Julia:Ilikeboth.ButIhavenomoney.

　　Emma&Angle:What?(Claphandstwice.Andthentwostrongmencomeinand

　　throwJuliaout)Twomen:Getoutofhere.(Juliagoestothepharmacytobuythemostpopularmedicine“SlimBody”)

　　Frank:MayIhelpyou?

　　Julia:Doyouhavethiskindofmedicinecalled“SlimBody”?

　　Frank:Ofcoursewedo.

　　(Now,Jasoncomesinatthesametime.)

　　Jason:Frank,doyouhave“SlimBody”?Iwanttobuymore.Itmakesmeloseweightfrom150kilosto70kilos.

　　Frank:Wow.Amazing!Hereyouare!

　　Jason:Thanks.(Goout.)

　　Julia:Iwanttobuyadozenofit.(Aftereating“SlimBody”,Juliagetsthetrots.Juliafailedagain.Then,shedecidedtogoonadiet.)

　　(Intherestaurant)

　　Clerk:CanItakeyourorder?

　　Clover:Frenchfries,chickenandalargecola.

　　Betty:Hamburger,onelargemilkshake.

　　Allen:Roastedporkandicecream.

　　Clerk:Anythingforyou?

　　Julia:Pleasegivemeacupofwaterandsomecrackers.(SurprisedbyJulia’sorder,theyallturntheirheadstowardher.)

　　Clerk:That’sall?

　　Julia:Yeah…(JulialooksatAllen,CloverandB