Amancomesintoapub,sitsdownatthebarandordersabeer.Thebarkeeperbringshimhisbeer.Afterhehasdrunkit,hegrabsinhisbagandputsasmallpianoonthebar,grabsinhisbagandputsasmallchaironthebarandgrabsathirdtimeinhisbagandsitsdownasmallmanonthatchair.

　　Andthesmallmanplayspianoverywell,athemostbeatyfulmusicthey'veeverheared.Afterhe'sfinished,everyoneapplauds.Andthebarkeeperaskstheman:"Wheredoyouhaveitfrom?It'ssowonderful."

　　Andthemansaid:"Iownandgini-lamp.AndsoIgotthisbyawishofmine.Hey,"hesaidtothebarkeeper,"doyouhaveawish?Youcanwishyoueverything!"

　　Q:What'sthemaindifferencebetweenintelligenceandignorance?

　　A:Idon'tknowandIdon'tcare!