求英语幽默故事10个(要翻译)
求英语幽默故事10个(要翻译)
求英语幽默故事10个(要翻译)
求英语幽默故事10个(要翻译)
MidwayTactics
Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.
Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,"GiganticSale!"and"SuperBargains!"
Thestoreontheleftraisedbiggersignsproclaiming,"PricesSlashed!"and"FantasticDiscounts!"
Theownerinthemiddlethenpreparedalargesignthatsimplystated,"ENTRANCE".
中间战术
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺.旁观者等着瞧好戏.
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌,上书:“大减价!”“特便宜!”
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌,声称:“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着:“入口处”.
VeryPleasedtoMeetYou
DuringWorldWarII,alotofyoungwomeninBritainwereinthearmy.JoanPhillipswasoneofthem.Sheworkedinabigcamp,andofcoursemetalotofmen,officersandsoldiers.
OneeveningshemetCaptainHumphreysatadance.Hesaidtoher,"I‘mgoingabroadtomorrow,butI‘dbeveryhappyifwecouldwritetoeachother."Joanagreed,andtheywroteforseveralmonths.
Thenhislettersstopped,butshereceivedonefromanotherofficer,tellingherthathehadbeenwoundedandwasinacertainarmyhospitalinEngland.
Joanwentthereandsaidtothematron,"I‘vecometovisitCaptainHumphreys."
"Onlyrelativesareallowedtovisitpatientshere,"thematronsaid.
"Oh,that‘sallright,"answeredJoan."I‘mhissister."
"I‘mverypleasedtomeetyou,"thematronsaid,"I‘mhismother!"
在第二次世界大战中,有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役.琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一.她在一个大军营中工作,当然遇到了许多男士,包括军官和士兵.
一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯.他对她说,“我明天就要出国,但如果我们能够相互写信,我会很高兴.”琼同意了,于是他们几个月里一直通着信.
后来,他再没有来信.她收到了另一个军官的信,告诉她,他受伤了,住在英格兰的某个部队医院里.
琼到了医院,她对护士长说,“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯.”
“这里只有亲属可以探望病人.”护士长说.
“噢,是的,”琼说,“我是他的妹妹.”
“很高兴认识你,”护士长说,“我是他的母亲.”
TwoSoldiers
Twosoldierswereincamp.Thefirstone‘snamewasGeorge,andthesecondone‘snamewasBill.Georgesaid,"haveyougotapieceofpaperandanenvelope,Bill?"
Billsaid,"Yes,Ihave,"andhegavethemtohim.
ThenGeorgesaid,"NowIhaven‘tgotapen."Billgavehimhis,andGeorgewrotehisletter.Thenheputitintheenvelopeandsaid,"haveyougotastamp,Bill?"Billgavehimone.
ThenBillgotupandwenttothedoor,soGeorgesaidtohim,"Areyougoingout?"
BillSaid,"Yes,Iam,"andheopenedthedoor.
Georgesaid,"Pleaseputmyletterintheboxintheoffice,and..."Hestopped.
"Whatdoyouwantnow?"Billsaidtohim.
Georgelookedattheenvelopeofhisletterandanswered,"What‘syourgirl-friend‘saddress?"
军营里有二名士兵,一个叫乔治,一个叫比尔.乔治问:“比尔,你有信纸、信封吗?”
比尔说:“有.”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治.
乔治又说:“我还没有笔呢.”比尔又把自己的笔给了他.乔治开始写信.写完后把信放进信封里,又问:“比尔,你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张.
这时比尔站起来,向门口走去.乔治问:“你要出去吗?”
比尔说:“是的.”随即打开了门.
乔治说:“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里,还有...”他停住了.
“你还要什么?”比尔问.
乔治看着信封说:“你女朋友的地址是-?”
FiveMonthsOlder
TheSecondWorldWarhadbegun,andJohnwantedtojointhearmy,buthewasonly16yearsold,andboyswereallowedtojoinonlyiftheywereover18.Sowhenthearmydoctorexaminedhim,hesaidthathewas18.
ButJohn‘sbrotherhadjoinedthearmyafewdaysbefore,andthesamedoctorhadexaminedhimtoo.Thisdoctorrememberedtheolderboy‘s