WeatherPredict

　　Afilmcrewwasonlocationdeepinthedesert.OnedayanoldIndianwentuptothedirectorandsaid,"Tomorrowrain."Thenextdayitrained.

　　Aweeklater,theIndianwentuptothedirectorandsaid,"Tomorrowstorm."Thenextdaytherewasahailstorm.

　　"ThisIndianisincredible,"saidthedirector.HetoldhissecretarytohiretheIndiantopredicttheweather.

　　However,afterseveralsuccessfulpredictions,theoldIndiandidn'tshowupfortwoweeks.

　　Finallythedirectorsentforhim."Ihavetoshootabigscenetomorrow,"saidthedirector,"andI'mdependingonyou.Whatwilltheweatherbelike?"

　　TheIndianshruggedhisshoulders."Don'tknow,"hesaid."Radioisbroken."

　　天气预报

　　一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

　　一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

　　"印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.

　　几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.

　　最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"

　　印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."