楼主可以讲个英语小笑话,【Kaiser3344】提供如下：

　　TheFirstDayasaTaxiDriver

　　Ataxipassengertappedthedriverontheshouldertoaskhimaquestion.Thedriverscreamed,lostcontrolofthecar,nearlyhitabus,wentuponthefootpath,andstoppedcentimetresfromashopwindow.

　　乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀,想问个问题.司机大叫起来,车也失去了控制,几乎撞上一辆公车,还上了便道,在还差几厘米就撞上商店橱窗时终于停了下来.

　　Thedriversaid,Lookmate,don'teverdothatagain.Youscaredthedaylightsoutofme!Thepassengerapologizedandsaid,Ididn'trealizethatalittletapwouldscareyousomuch.Thedriverreplied,Sorry,it'snotreallyyourfault.Todayismyfirstdayasacabdriver.I'vebeendrivingafuneralvanforthelast25years.

　　司机说,伙计,别再这么干了.你把我吓破胆了!乘客抱歉地说,我没想到拍你一下就吓成这样.司机说,对不起,也不全是你的错.今天是我第一天开出租.以前25年里我一直开殡葬车.

　　【楼主】此篇英语小故事符合您现今英语水平,且幽默诙谐,若觉得满意,望多多支持哈!