Jack:CanIborrowyourpen?

　　Jill:No.

　　Jack:Whynot?

　　Jill:BecauseIdon'tlikeyou.

　　Jack:Comeon,Ijustuseitforonesecond.

　　Jill:Idon'thaveasecond.

　　Jack:Iwillpayyoutwelvedollarstouseyourpen.

　　Jill:Let'smakeittwenty.

　　Jack:Idon'thavetwenty.

　　Jill:ThenIdon'tgiveyoumypen.

　　Jack:I'lltellyourdadsohewillbeatyou.

　　Jill:I'llaskmyboyfriendtobeatyouup.

　　Jack:I'llcallthepolice.

　　Jill:Mydadworksforthepolice.

　　Jack:Mydadisamayor,andhewillfireyourdad.

　　Jill:Mymomisacitycongresswoman,andshewillimpeachthemayor.

　　Jack:I'lltellthetownsfolksnottoelectyourmom.

　　Jill:Wehavemorepeoplevotingforus.

　　Jack:I'llbuythevotes,becausemydadhasmoney.

　　Jill:Mydadwillarrestyourdadforfraudinelection.

　　Jack:Mydadwilldismissthepolicedepartmentsotherewillbenocopsintown.