英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoney

　　Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）

　　N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!

　　S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示),Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……

　　Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)

　　First,puttheflouronthetable.

　　Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)

　　Nowpress,press……

　　Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)

　　Press,press……

　　Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!

　　Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……

　　Nowletmecutitintopieces!

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　　白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短剧本

　　旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.

　　白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)

　　皇后：I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere!

　　魔镜：Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?

　　皇后：Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall?

　　魔镜：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.

　　皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.