Awomangotonabus,holdingababy.

　　Thebusdriversaid,"That'stheugliestbabyI'veeverseen."

　　Inahuff,thewomanslammedherfareintothefareboxandtookanaisle

　　seatneartherearofthebus.

　　Themanseatednexttohersensedthatshewasagitatedandaskedherwhat

　　waswrong.

　　"Thebusdriverinsultedme,"shefumed.

　　Themansympathizedandsaid,"Why,he'sapublicservantandshouldn't

　　say

　　thingstoinsultpassengers."

　　"You'reright,"shesaid."IthinkI'llgobackupthereandgivehima

　　pieceofmymind."

　　"That'sagoodidea,"themansaid."Here,letmeholdyourmonkey."