IliketheChinesenewyearbetterthananyotherfestival.Thisisatimeespeciallyforrestandjoy.Ineednotstudy.Iweargoodclothesandeatgoodfood.Ihaveagoodtimefrommorningtillnight....

　　算了有对话吗？带点笑话的，这个我超过了

　　SecretforalongLifeAwomanwalksuptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch."Icouldn'thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesays."What'syoursecretforalong,happylife?""Ismokethreepacksaday,drinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoodsandnever,everexercise.""Wow,that'samazing,"saysthewoman."Howoldareyou?""Twenty-six."

　　翻译还要短一点的

　　长寿的秘密生活一位妇女朝一个小老头坐在门廊的椅子上摇动。“我没法不注意到您看起来很快乐,”她说。“你有什么秘诀长时间地过着快乐的生活?”“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。”“哇,真让人惊讶,"说,这名妇女。“你多大了?”26”Rose:"Hi,Linna,howareyou?Lucy:"I'mverywell!Rose:"Whichclassareyouin?Lucy:"I'minthesameclasswithyou!Rose:"Oh!Great!Doyoulikeournewteacher?Lucy:"Notreally.Rose:"Why?Lucy:"Ilikemyoldteacherbutsheisnotherenow.Rose:"Don'tworry.Lucy:"Ok,let'sgototheclassroom.Rose:"Let'sgo柔丝:“嗨,露西,你好吗?露西:“我很好!柔丝:“你在哪几个班?露西:“我与你在同一个班!柔丝:“噢!太好了!你喜欢我们的新老师吗?露西:“不。柔丝:“为什么?露西:“我喜欢我的老教师,但她现在不在这儿。柔丝:“别担心。露西:“好吧,让我们到教室里去。柔丝:“咱们走吧