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  两人英语幽默对话,三分钟左右!

  两人英语幽默对话,三分钟左右!

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2020-08-2120:37
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  businessmanwalksintoabankinSanFranciscoandasksfortheloanofficer.HesaysheisgoingtoEuropeonbusinessfortwoweeksandneedstoborrow$5,000.Thebankofficersaysthebankwillneedsomekindofsecurityforsuchaloan.

  SothebusinessmanhandsoverthekeystoaRollsRoyceparkedonthestreetinfrontofthebank.Everythingchecksout,andthebankagreestoacceptthecarascollateralfortheloan.AnemployeedrivestheRollsintothebank'sundergroundgarageandparksitthere.

  Twoweekslater,thebusinessmanreturns,repaysthe$5,000andtheinterest,whichcomesto$15.41.

  Theloanofficersays,"Weareveryhappytohavehadyourbusiness,andthistransactionhasworkedoutverynicely,butwearealittlepuzzled.

  Whileyouwereaway,wecheckedyououtandfoundthatyouareamultimillionaire.Whatpuzzlesusiswhywouldyoubothertoborrow$5,000?"

  Thebusinessmanreplied,"WhereelseinSanFranciscocanIparkmycarfortwoweeksfor$15bucks?"

  or...

  Onceuponatimetwobrotherswholivedonadjoiningfarmsfellintoconflict.

  Itwasthefirstseriousriftin40yearsoffarmingsidebyside,sharingmachinery,andtradinglaborandgoodsasneededwithoutahitch.

  Thenthelongcollaborationfellapart.Itbeganwithasmallmisunderstandinganditgrewintoamajordifference,andfinallyitexplodedintoanexchangeofbitterwordsfollowedbyweeksofsilence.

  OnemorningtherewasaknockonJohn'sdoor.Heopenedittofindamanwithacarpenter'stoolbox."I'mlookingforafewdayswork"hesaid.

  "PerhapsyouwouldhaveafewsmalljobshereandthereIcouldhelpwith?CouldIhelpyou?"

  "Yes,"saidtheolderbrother."Idohaveajobforyou.Lookacrossthecreekatthatfarm.That'smyneighbor,infact,it'smyyoungerbrother.

  Lastweektherewasameadowbetweenusandhetookhisbulldozertotheriverleveeandnowthereisacreekbetweenus.Well,hemayhavedonethistospiteme,butI'llgohimonebetter.Seethatpileoflumberbythebarn?

  Iwantyoutobuildmeafence--an8-footfence--soIwon'tneedtoseehisplaceorhisfaceanymore."

  Thecarpentersaid,"IthinkIunderstandthesituation.ShowmethenailsandthepostholediggerandI'llbeabletodoajobthatpleasesyou."

  Theolderbrotherhadtogototown,sohehelpedthecarpentergetthematerialsreadyandthenhewasofffortheday.Thecarpenterworkedhardallthatdaymeasuring,sawing,nailing,andhammering.

  Aboutsunsetwhenthefarmerreturned,thecarpenterhadjustfinishedhisjob.Thefarmer'seyesopenedwide,hisjawdropped.Therewasnofencethereatall.

  Itwasabridge--abridgestretchingfromonesideofthecreektotheother!Afinepieceofworkhandrailsandall--andtheneighbor,hisyoungerbrother,wascomingacross,hishandoutstretched.

  "YouarequiteafellowtobuildthisbridgeafterallI'vesaidanddone."

  Thetwobrothersstoodateachendofthebridge,andthentheymetinthemiddle,takingeachother'shand.Theyturnedtosee

  thecarpenterhoisthistoolboxonhisshoulder.

  "No,wait!Stayafewdays.I'vealotofotherprojectsforyou,"saidtheolderbrother.

  "I'dlovetostayon,"thecarpentersaid,"but,Ihavemanymorebridgestobuild."

2020-08-21 20:41:57
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