说个小笑话

　　Onceuponatime,therewasacatwhodied.Whenshegottoheaven,Godaskedherhowshelikedbeingonearth.ShetoldtheLordthatitwasawful,shehadtosleepincoldbackalleyswheretherewasnofoodandlifewashard.Godtoldherthathewassorryithadhadturnedoutthatwaybuthere,inheaven,shewouldbehappyandHewouldgiveherthemostcomfortable,warmpillowtosleepon.Thecatlaiddownuponthepillowandwashappy.

　　Afewdayslater,aboutadozenmicethatcametoheaventogetherandGodaskedthemhowtheyhadlikedearth.Earthwasnobetterforthemthanitwasthecat.

　　TheyexplainedtoGodthatitwastoughandexhaustingandtheirfeetwerewornoutfromalwaysrunningfromcatsanddogsandpeople.Godfeltbadforthemiceanddecidedtogivethemrollerskates.

　　OnedayGodseesthecatagainandaskedherhowshewaslikingheaven.Sheexplainedthatitwasabsolutelywonderful.Thepillowhegaveherwasthemostcomfortableplacethatshehadeverslepton,butevenbetterthanthepillowwerethemealsonwheels.