【有关中秋节的英文笑话200-300字,大学水平,有关于中秋节的文章,带点幽默就最好了!】
有关中秋节的英文笑话
200-300字,大学水平,有关于中秋节的文章,带点幽默就最好了!
【有关中秋节的英文笑话200-300字,大学水平,有关于中秋节的文章,带点幽默就最好了!】
有关中秋节的英文笑话
200-300字,大学水平,有关于中秋节的文章,带点幽默就最好了!
TheSpeedingTicket
Apoliceofficerpullsaguyoverforspeeding...
Officer:MayIseeyourdriver'slicense?
Driver:Idon'thaveone.IhaditsuspendedwhenIgotmyfifthDUI.
Officer:CanIseetheregistrationforthisvehicle?
Driver:Oh,it'snotmycar.Istoleit.
Officer:Thecarisstolen?
Driver:Yeah.Oh,butcometothinkofit,IthinkIsawtheregistrationintheglovecompartmentwhenIwasputtingmyguninthere.
Officer:Youhaveaguninthere?
Driver:Yessir.That'swhereIputitafterIshottheladywhoownsthecar.She'sinthetrunk.
Officer:There'saBODYinthetrunk?!
Theofficertellsthemantoholdon,backsoffcarefully,andcallsforbackup.Quickly,thecarissurroundedbypolice,andthecaptainapproachesthedrivertohandlethesituation.
Captain:Sir,canIseeyourlicense?
Driver:Sure,Officer.
Captain:Hmm,thislicenseisjustfine.Whosecaristhis?
Driver:It'smine,officer.Here'stheregistration.
Captain:Couldyouslowlyopentheglovecompartment,please,soIcanseeifthere'saguninthere?
Driver:Yes,sir,butthere'snoguninit.
Heopensit,andsureenough,there'snogun.
Captain:Wouldyoumindifweopenedthetrunk?Iwastoldyousaidthere'sabodyinthere.
Driver:Noproblem.
Thetrunkisopened,nothingintherebutasparetire.
Captain:Theofficerwhostoppedyousaidyoutoldhimyoudidn'thavealicense,stolethecar,hadagunintheglovecompartment,andthattherewasadeadbodyinthetrunk.
Driver:Yeah,I'llbethetoldyouIwasspeeding,too!